Here’s how I’m justifying putting this on my wishlist. There are two more long weekends left this summer, and if I bought this picnic set, which would require me to picnic those two weekends instead of otherwise frivolously spending money on, say, shopping or illegal drugs (who knows what kind of trouble I’d get into?), then this picnic basket would pay for itself real fast.

Forget the fact that I must to own it because it’s the sleekest and most awesome picnic basket set you or I have ever seen.

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